Conquer the world!

Conquest of the world by Spain

2005-04-10T14:40:00.000+02:00

After centuries of impressive world conquest Spain now has a rather ridiculous strategy to conquer the world. They want to conquer the world by exporting corrugated converting machinery and supplies.

What is this for weird plan to ship their conquistadors inside cardbord boxes?

Conquer the world in the 19th century

2005-04-10T14:26:00.000+02:00

On my way to conquer the world I try to learn from earlier experiences. In this article 3 technical innovations are described which were keys in the european conquest of the world during the 19th century.

According to this article I will have to discover quinine, replace my musket guns with better ones and build steamboats in order to conquer the world.

Test positive again!

2005-04-05T14:44:00.000+02:00

A took another test. Of course the test result show I have the correct personality to conquer the world!

Take the quiz: "What color are you?"

Red
Your color is red... You get angry easy, and are pretty much a rebel.... You are not afraid to be crazy and independant... And you would do anything on a dare... You are angry, fearless, and hard to console...

Status of the Conquest

2005-04-04T00:19:00.000+02:00

After almost 2 weeks of conquest I came as far as conquering a Canadian town and pork and shellfish. Although it does not seem much they are only the first snowflakes of the snowball that will roll downhill crushing every resistance on his way down.

The biggest disappointment yet is the fact that google only returns 2 hits. Kamikazekaboutertje should be honoured with a lot more hits by now. The 2 hits are both of a log in which I commented because it was the most popular log at a certain time in the Netherlands. That turned out to be useless because people in such a log just comment and no one reads the comments of someone else.

I think the Conquest needs more time than I spent now. However I am sure the time will be well spent and at the end I will be praised and loved by all the tamed and subjugated people of the world.

Pork and shellfish devoured

2005-04-04T00:11:00.000+02:00

I went last week to a portugese restaurant to relax my mind of the conquest of the world. So I ordered a plate, almost blindly. And guess what? I ordered and devoured pork and shellfish! And it tasted very good indeed. Of course this could not be coincidence. Pork and shellfish complied indeed to my terms.

To be precise, It was carne de porco a alentejana, marinaded pork with red peppers and venus shell.

Pork and shellfish will certainly be on the menu when the conquest of the world is celebrated.

Thanks pork and shellfish for opening a new world. My live has changed and improved now I have eaten you. I feel I am even more capable of conquering the world now.

Pork and shellfish

2005-03-30T21:40:00.000+02:00

When Pork and shellfish surrender unconditionally, pork and shellfish will be on the exclusive menu during the yearly celebrations of the unconditional surrender of Pork and shellfish. If, however, Pork and shellfish fail to surrender, a bacon cheeseburger might be on the menu celebrating the defeat and mashing of Pork and shellfish.

Mighty MP3 Players - part II

2005-03-24T10:51:00.000+01:00

As I said before: A MP3 player is a indispensable tool for world conquest. I narrowed my options to two players:

iRiver H10 (in bloody red):

Rio Carbon:

The difficult choice which supreme equipment will be bought to support the conquest of the world will soon be made. Suggestions which is the best for a conqueror are welcome, though ultimately you will have nothing to say.

No voting rights for citizens in the Netherlands

2005-03-23T22:46:00.000+01:00

In the tiny country the Netherlands a law to give citizens the right to vote their mayors has been rejected by the dutch senate.

Of course kamikazekaboutertje fully backs this decision. A mayor, or in fact any other representative, should not be chosen by the people but should be appointed. Appointed by kamikazekaboutertje indeed. This does not only apply to mayors, but naturally to all chosen representatives.

Test clearly shows conquering capabilities

2005-03-23T22:09:00.000+01:00

An prominent test for checking your potentials clearly show I have the right capabilities for the conquest of the world.

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

Shrewd - One must be shrewd to conquer the world. Conquering can not be done by nice and frank people.

Petty - of course, I have only one goal: world dominition. But is that narrow-minded or, more likely in my case, a sign of insight in your capabilities?

Evil - yes, in the eyes of the current rulers knowing their might will crumble to dust on the sight of the powers of a true kamikazekaboutertje.

The complete description is:
You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!

Risk - One World Dominion

2005-03-22T22:58:00.000+01:00

When waiting for the world domination of kamikazekaboutertje you could consider the 'One World Dominion' expansion pack for Risk. Cards and rules can be downloaded at this site.

World dominion begins in Canada!

2005-03-22T21:57:00.000+01:00

Conquering the world goes faster than expected. Without any effort, spamming or advertisement the first positive reactions pour in from Canada.

Rumours go that the city of Regina will start a new campaign regardless of their 'I Love Regina' campaign. The campaign be named 'Regina Loves Kamikazekaboutertje'. This trully is a heart warming demonstration of the love of this grand town to their true leader.

Thanks Chris. When world dominion is a fact you will certainly earn a shiny, big medal similar to this one.
See more of this outstanding hero at: http://polorix.blogspot.com

The power of MP3

2005-03-22T14:23:00.000+01:00

So. The first step of conquering the world is buying a MP3 player.

Just some links so I can look 'm up quickly:
http://www.mp3spelers.nl
http://www.mp3man.nl
http://mp3.direqt.nl

Having a powerful and mighty MP3 player is only the beginning of world domination. But it is a necessary piece of equipment for conquering.

Only one demand: No Apple. Apple is for the dumb crowd who cannot think for themselves. I am on my way to conquer the world so a MP3-player of mass usage (mmu) is out of the question. A conqueror must stand out, not follow.

From no hits to world domination!

2005-03-22T14:10:00.000+01:00

A google search for kamikazekaboutertje will return no single hit.

But not for long!

World domination is the ultimate goal of this kamikazekaboutertje. Soon the entire world will search for me and discover the ingenious plans to conquer to world. Feel free to follow this log and keep track of the expanding world of kamikazekaboutertje.